Archive for July, 2002

Posted By Malcolm Owen On July 24, 2002 at 10:42 am Comments Off on How to Hold a Lanparty

What is a Lanparty?A Lanparty is where a bunch of people who like gaming get together in one place along with their machines, and then duke it out over a specially made network. Usually over a weekend or so, people will eat tons of junk food, talk smack at each other, and even play some […]

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Posted By Malcolm Owen On July 18, 2002 at 8:47 am Comments Off on Review: Max Payne (PC)

Constipation is a major problem in this world. Approximately four and a half million Americans are constipated most or all of the time. Women are more likely to be affected than men are. This means that $725million is spent in the US each year on laxatives alone. Spare a thought for Max, for he has […]

Posted By Malcolm Owen On July 1, 2002 at 9:37 am Comments Off on Review: The Italian Job (PC)

The Italian Job (Movie): A cult classic film from the UK, starring Michael Caine as Charlie Croker, a man who wants to rob the Italians of roughly £4Million of gold from the streets of Italy, and involving the use of three Minis and a crack team, pulls it off, only to have the bus go […]

Posted By Malcolm Owen On July 1, 2002 at 9:32 am Comments Off on Review: Sonic R (PC)

This game can be summed up in a single word. That word may not be nice, nor may it be wonderful, but the single word covers the whole enchilada easily. I could go on about how a perfectly feasible idea such as Sonic and friends racing around tracks could be so horrifically created, but the […]

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Posted By Malcolm Owen On July 1, 2002 at 9:19 am Comments Off on Review: Sonic 3D (PC)

There is a special section of Hell (Or whatever the equivalent is in your religion of choice), where evil minions try and torture those who are strong willed, to break them before they arrive, softening them up for the purgatory ahead. They send these off to the real world to cause havoc and terror among […]