And so, the madness continues!
From: Remco Palli
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2003 5:57 PM
Subject: I am the dutchman who says NI
This is an e-mail from a freaky dutchman 🙂
PLEASE ME NOW !!!!
WHAT is your favourite colour 😉
No. This is just so wrong. So, so wrong. I will not please you. And the answer is Green.
From: Sam Coles
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2003 5:35 PM
Subject: AC? KT?
Doesn’t "Asia Carrera" go by the name of "Kobe Tai" these days? Or am I totally mixing things up *big grin*.
This being a gaming site, I of course (cough) do not know about (cough cough) porn (cough cough) at all! (cough)
To answer this, I checked up on Google, and found an online store selling a DVD called "Mission Erotica", which has the synopsis:
Kobe Tai is a very, very bad girl who, when she’s framed for murder, gets pressed into the service of Asia Carrera’s shady intelligence group, which seems to operate with government sanction but outside the constraints of law.
If that doesn’t answer the question, nothing will…short of being in bed with both Kobe Tai and Asia Carrera at the same time…(cough)
From: Maiko Milla
Sent: (Lost date on recent format)
Subject: please
me dirias que significa maiko
graciassss
Sadly, my knowledge of Spanish is very limited. In fact the only way I know how to talk to someone who doesn’t speak english in Spain is to say what I want to say again but louder and slower. A friend losely translated it to : "Could you tell me what Maiko means?"
Everyone in the world is familiar with the "Geisha", a lady of entertainment in Japan. She entertains by serving drinks, singing, playing an instrument, and more drinks serving. Before a young lady can be truly called a Geisha, she must be taught of the traditional ways, etc etc etc blah blah blah etc. She is called a "Maiko" in this time.
In short, a Maiko is a trainee Geisha.
I just chose the name because I heard it on a documentary on TV.
Send your comments, queries, insults and abuse to mailbag@gametactics.com and it will be seen to ASAP… or when Maiko can get a translator for it. .
